Dixon Bainbridge may be contacted by email only since his phone was disconnected - and it's best to try in the mornings. The views expressed in this column are not necessarily those of Professional Planner, and not even necessarily grounded in reality, to be frank. Dixon does not ride a bike after it was stolen and he spent the insurance money on a guitar amplifier instead. He is frequently fanatical about any number of inconsequential issues. Any resemblance to fact found within this article is purely coincidental. Keep you hands inside the carriage and please do not feed the animals.